40 dollar duplex wall outlet cover for audiophiles
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Audio guru Steve Williams, who has a talent for finding obscure and outrageous things on the web, sent a link to a fellow selling 40-dollar duplex outlet covers. Yes, you read that right. The site claims they “produce a remarkable degree of focus, detail and presence” And be sure to use them on the non-audio and unused outlets in the room as well. Now Steve thinks this must be a joke. Look a the other things on the site — bags of pebbles that you tape to your cables, orange chunks of plastic that you glue to your CD tray. But the scary thing is that there are reviews from supposedly serious audiophile sites. But when I read that link I wonder if they are a joke site too. I have many engineer friends that love audio but they just shake their heads when people emit BS like “presence” “imaging” and “detail”. I think what is really going on is the outlet cover guy is running an absolute joke scam and in a true PT Barnum moment, some audio people are taking him seriously. That is why he can never admit it is all a crock — the joke is too funny to expose. I am sure you will all buy the “modified” Timex travel clock for 199 bucks, after all it has that same little piece of orange plastic on it that he wants you to glue in your CD tray. Bravo Geoff, Bravo. In answer to one of our pals asking Steve if this was “PT Barnum time” Steve responded:
Well, yes and new age, postmodern mysticism replacing any sort of solid science. Your audio system's feng being harmoniously aligned with it's shui all in total balance, yin yang and chakra all balanced harmoniously and all evil spirits of time domain distortion, resonance and phase shift exorcised. How does your sound system FEEL about YOU??
Did you look at their other products? Between them and the company making those strange wooden "candelabras" that supposedly diffuse room resonances in corners or something, you and your $50,000,000,000,000,000 etc. audio system can live in peace and mutual harmony - not to mention poverty.
I don't really think the people at Machinadynamica really believe in this stuff either. All of you have not worked inside the audio retail industry like I have. I don't even think the good folks @ Monster Cable actually swallow all the claims for their products either. Such has it always been since the days of patent medicine. Where do you think we got the term "snake oil" from?
Good point Steve, we will file this next to the cryogenically treated duplex outlets you can buy for a $45. Hey if spending money makes it sound better than just spend the money.
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at 5/16/2008 1:58:01 PM, Steven J. Ackerman said:
Ha - Monster Cables should be selling these... ! We manufactured some audio preamps for a local company once (their design) and their acceptance test was conducted by an older gentleman who would listen to them and accept/reject them. When we finally met him, he was hard of hearing and wearing hearing aids! Adios.
at 5/16/2008 2:03:25 PM, GATOR said:
I have some for $35 bucks if anyone wants them Switch cover plates too!
at 5/16/2008 2:08:09 PM, bornminuteago said:
Does it prevent hairloss also?
at 5/17/2008 12:40:34 PM, Bluebee said:
It's really funny to look at these sites.
But real innovation, like using GMM SMART Material to produce acoustic waves without moving parts, is not shown. You have to google for hama magiccube to find this innovative sound transformers!
at 5/19/2008 5:23:52 AM, justme said:
I think it perhaps stepping over the line to include "imaging" and "detail" as BS. To do so implies that you think MP3 is a high fidelity medium. But the wallplates - yep BS.
at 5/19/2008 7:15:11 AM, PaulR said:
Well, gee, you have to have a cover that keeps up with your $147.72 Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket (available @ Parts Express & other sources.)
What cracks me up about those is that the last review is obviously a "five star" spoof, yet P.E. posts it without apparently realizing so: (This forum won''t let me post the address, but just look up the Wattgate 381 Audio Grade Duplex Socket on
the Parts Express website & check out the reviews. I''ve been a bit suspicious of the ratio of positive reviews on PE, but, this item would seem to prove otherwise.)
On the other hand, I agree with justme -- in a speaker, for example, real "detail" (as opposed to just turning up the treble) can be improved by using a transducer that has a clean(er) waterfall plot in it''s operating range, as opposed to using a driver that mucks things up with a bunch of resonances.
Hey, how'd I end up with the same initials as Paul Rako?
at 5/19/2008 3:57:22 PM, sciencebothways said:
I am a bit disappointed that rather than prove or present an argument as to why it wouldn''t work (I assume you didn''t do any critical listening) you used the logic: it doesn''t make sense to me therefore is BS
at 5/20/2008 1:25:48 PM, ElmerRadio said:
This calls for some blind ABX tests. You ought to hear those guys cry "foul!" when that suggestion is made.
And it's not just guys either. Years ago when working for Digital Recording, Corp. (Soundstream), one of these dubious audio enthusiasts wrote in complaining that digitally-mastered recordings damaged her tweeters. The only way she could repair them was to put the drivers in her freezer overnight, thaw them out, and reinstall them.
All I ever wanted to do is listen to music...
at 5/20/2008 1:54:03 PM, Haldor said:
You are obviously missing the point. The little slots in your AC outlets form helmholtz resonators that create holes in your sound systems frequency response. By installing those wonderfully low priced outlet covers you can remove that annoying effect. Or if you really think is what is happening you could just buy some kidproof outlet plugs at 20 per $3.
at 5/20/2008 2:01:45 PM, Hendrik said:
I once found a company in Holland selling round fuses to customers stating that after carefully testing they found round fuses better sounding then others. They even claim that automatic fuses are not so good in handling high peak currents.
Dear Sirs, can I have my wiring replaced with golden wires from my home to the power station. I insist on using steel tubes fore screening. I know they use low noise low harmonic uranium at my power station. But the cables are just to sloppy for my trained ears.
at 5/20/2008 6:50:30 PM, Paul Perry said:
What frightens me most, is that many engineers swallow equally dubious claims - when it comes to medicine, investment, or other areas outside their competence.
at 5/21/2008 8:56:42 AM, Chris J said:
You would not beleive how much better your stereo will sound if you listen in a cryogenic room!
at 5/21/2008 4:30:35 PM, t brillig said:
For those people who enjoy this, I highly recommend the KaleCoAuto website. They have Flux Capacitors listed at 15% off right now, and several options for upgrading your auto stereo as well.
at 5/29/2008 6:50:22 AM, Ken said:
Thanks for the laughs. I almost feel off my chair laughing so hard. It is really unbelivable what people will but into. I loved all the mysterious drawings and plots in the chip advertisment.
at 6/3/2008 8:57:54 AM, Feldergarb said:
These outlet slot plugs serve a valuable porpose.
They stop the electrons from running down the wall into the carpet and causing all that there static electricity.
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